Dept. of Vertical Workplace Affairs · Form JDE-1

The Jeremy Desk
Elevation Authority

⚠️ This desk is being monitored for excessive ergonomics. Please remain calm.
Total desk adjustments, all time
0
Jeremy is currently: UNVERIFIED

Awaiting the first movement. The desk sleeps. For now.

> standing by
bzzzzzzzzz
Ascents0
Descents0
Today0a quiet day
Vertical travel0 mnot yet a speed bump

Incident log

Most recent first
  • --:--No incidents. Suspicious.

Achievements unlocked

Jeremy's trophy shelf
Counts are saved in this browser only. Assumes ~45 cm of travel per adjustment, which is science. ·